Gayquil attacts the homoqueerus cells in your body, leaving you with that "oh, so hetero" feeling. So, keep your gay at bay with Gayguil (may be taken orally or anally). This one was inspired by right wing, "family values" politician Mark Kleiman who hatefully preached about the evils of homosexuality. Oh, did I mention that he was later discovered to be gay? Oops!!!
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